Comments on: the good, the bad, the ugly http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/ about a girl, stuck in the middle (east), in a fake city, with shallow people... Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:54:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5.1-alpha by: Sin http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-134 Mon, 11 Jul 2005 09:01:06 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-134 I knew a German expat in Karachi whose love-child parents named him "Berndt Deutscher", which even with my limited German sort of cracks me up. "Berndt the German(ic)"??? No shit! I'll guest blog if you like. Say the word. I knew a German expat in Karachi whose love-child parents named him “Berndt Deutscher”, which even with my limited German sort of cracks me up. “Berndt the German(ic)”??? No shit!

I’ll guest blog if you like. Say the word.

]]> by: medussa http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-133 Sun, 10 Jul 2005 19:53:48 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-133 i remembered the time when sitting in the public transport and being the only female there, a guy tried to sit next to me 9and u know how in pakiland its supposed to be striclty segregated and for the right reason too. i started screaming and cursing him and when finally he got up, i shockingly realized in the dingy semi-lit darkness of the bus that the guy's johnson was erect.(which was quite an unusal sight for me) Boy i was sooo furious that i wanted to hit him with my purse.....but alas...But hey still rocky....i need u to be careful....these perverts wont learn a lesson anyways.... i remembered the time when sitting in the public transport and being the only female there, a guy tried to sit next to me 9and u know how in pakiland its supposed to be striclty segregated and for the right reason too. i started screaming and cursing him and when finally he got up, i shockingly realized in the dingy semi-lit darkness of the bus that the guy’s johnson was erect.(which was quite an unusal sight for me) Boy i was sooo furious that i wanted to hit him with my purse…..but alas…But hey still rocky….i need u to be careful….these perverts wont learn a lesson anyways….

]]> by: rocky http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-132 Sun, 10 Jul 2005 14:41:37 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-132 i'm too bored (by everything) to post. anyone wants to guest post? e-mail me. i’m too bored (by everything) to post.

anyone wants to guest post? e-mail me.

]]> by: ali http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-131 Sun, 10 Jul 2005 07:01:11 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-131 Or atleast an excuse for not posting Or atleast an excuse for not posting

]]> by: Kristie http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-130 Sat, 09 Jul 2005 16:11:21 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-130 Ahem...Rundee, it's long past time for a new post, non? Oui. Ahem…Rundee, it’s long past time for a new post, non?

Oui.

]]> by: closetalk http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-128 Wed, 06 Jul 2005 07:22:52 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-128 hey rock star, ;-) u really know how to give it to em, eh? u shudda try stuffing de purse with bricks next week.. classic cartoon scenario! ;-) PS: the name game DOES sound very cruel! ;-) hey rock star, ;-) u really know how to give it to em, eh? u shudda try stuffing de purse with bricks next week.. classic cartoon scenario! ;-)
PS: the name game DOES sound very cruel! ;-)

]]> by: actualfactual http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-126 Sun, 03 Jul 2005 15:18:57 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-126 I know of a certain young Desi lady who, because whe was born so prematurely, wasn't expected to live. Her parents were so distraugt that they didn't actually name her until the registration papers were pushed into their hands - hence her "real" name is that of a Bulgarian character in a spy novel her mother was reading at the time. At least, that's the story. Bearing in mind they called her brother Yuri after a certain cosmonaut, I'm not so sure, but at least their family name isn't Gagarin, which would have been terrible. Thank heavens my parents would never, ever have considered doing anything like that to me. I know of a certain young Desi lady who, because whe was born so prematurely, wasn’t expected to live. Her parents were so distraugt that they didn’t actually name her until the registration papers were pushed into their hands - hence her “real” name is that of a Bulgarian character in a spy novel her mother was reading at the time. At least, that’s the story. Bearing in mind they called her brother Yuri after a certain cosmonaut, I’m not so sure, but at least their family name isn’t Gagarin, which would have been terrible. Thank heavens my parents would never, ever have considered doing anything like that to me.

]]> by: uberhomme http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-125 Fri, 01 Jul 2005 12:23:09 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-125 I asked my Dad for my birth certificate when I was accepted to go to university in England. Never having seen it before, I opened it up to discover that my first name there was ...you guessed it ...Baby. It seems that my parents couldn't quite make up their minds as to what to call me. And the doctors concluded that a baby was, well, a baby. I ended up telling the University that my parents had lost the certificate. I asked my Dad for my birth certificate when I was accepted to go to university in England. Never having seen it before, I opened it up to discover that my first name there was …you guessed it …Baby. It seems that my parents couldn’t quite make up their minds as to what to call me. And the doctors concluded that a baby was, well, a baby. I ended up telling the University that my parents had lost the certificate.

]]> by: shamzaid http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-124 Tue, 28 Jun 2005 15:31:05 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-124 I have an aunt named Booby too - apparently short from Lubna !!! Oh and one called Poppie I have an aunt named Booby too - apparently short from Lubna !!! Oh and one called Poppie

]]> by: rocky http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-123 Tue, 28 Jun 2005 11:54:45 +0100 http://fakeplastictrees.blogsome.com/2005/06/27/12/#comment-123 jon, 'booby' takes the cake. thank god my parents never named me something like that...it would have been terribly ironic & extremely embarrassing! jon, ‘booby’ takes the cake. thank god my parents never named me something like that…it would have been terribly ironic & extremely embarrassing!

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